A Private Political Reality Blog Play


Episode: 4 ( Party Party Party )

SCENE : 1

Dinner has been served with Hina busy in supervising the event and the rest ecstatic with the kind and style of food served.

Pleasant but uninvited arrival of Aasiya Riaz (urf smiley)

Nusrat : Acha Hina Ji yeh hai kya balah :)
Hina : Aap ko kya yeh balah lag rahi hai ?
Nusrat : Nahin main tu waise hi mazaq kar raha tha.
Hina : :)
Hina : Main nay socha shaid kay aap ...
Hina : you know what I mean :) tun wun .. nahin :)

Nusrat : Hina Ji aap bhee...you too Brutus ?
Hina : :)
Hina : Aap jo bhee karain mere to aap one of the favorites hain

Malik : One of the ?
Malik : out of how many ?
Hina : Hmmmmm

Aasiya enters with her EVER SMILEY face

Malik : Aaeiyay Janab e Aali ..
Aasiya : Salamalaikum ji

Malik : woh aey ghar pey hamaray ...
Aasiya : mujhey Mariam nay abhee bataya kay Zaynab is here
Aasiya : and I was passing by so I thought

Malik : Passing By !
Malik : Simly?
Malik : well it is quite a "pass by" :)
Malik : just kidding :)

Malik : "Aasi" .... thought, ya kay, leave me the hell alone ?
Malik : :)
Aasiya : :)
Aasiya : I hope I am not bothering ?

Malik : Bothering does not even come close to you sweety
Malik : not at all

Malik : Acha pehlay yeh batao kay ?

Malik : Akailay hi ya kay Bilal "TERA" Mehboob "SUFI" bhee aaya hai?

Aasiya : :)
Aasiay : Very funny :)

Aasiya : Did you not just say " Leave" , "Hell" AND "Alone"
Malik : really ?
Malik : Aww

Aasiya : Aap to har cheez ka scandal hi bana laytain hain
Malik : Ohoo ab hum scandal ya phir.......

Zaynab : Aasi :):):)
Zaynab : tu kidhar phir rahi hai ?

Malik : woh bhee without "MEHBOOB" AND "SUFI
Zaynab : Are you going to let it go now ?
Zaynab : Sain..... Ji

Malik : Jitni yeh smiley bholuu hai na
Malik : Itna hi is ko tang karney main maza aata hai
Malik : Isey tang bhee na karain tu aur kya karain ?

Malik : anyways chal pehley khana kha
Malik : Phir teri bhee class laytain hain

Aasiya : Meri ?
Aasiya : Main nay kya kiya ?

Malik : Ka jol tu "Moeed" Suit wala " Zada" kay saath kya batar batar kar rahi thee? :(

Aasiya : oo...oooooo
Aasiya : kyun Fauzia nay kuch kaha?

Malik : Fauzia nay kya kehna hai ?
Malik : Tu nay kyun usay kuch nahi kaha ?
Malik : Wadi MISS Nice ban gayee.
Aasiya : :)

Zaynab : Dunno why but these days he cannot stand Fauzia



SCENE 2



Brig ISI : Koi aisa individual hai jo sahib-e - aukat ho aur aap ko na janta ho ?

Malik : Sir aap batain ?
Malik : Nazarain tu aap log raktain hain sab pay ?

Malik : Infact yehi tu aik kaam aap log kartey hain :)

Brig ISI : Sir hum ko tu badnaam buhat kar diya hai ?

Malik : Kis Nay ?

Brig ISI : Media nay.

Malik : :)
Malik : Zoor tu buhat lagaya tha aap logon nay
Malik : kay na khulain yeh saraiy channels
Malik : par Musharaf nahin maana

Brig ISI : aur dekha na phir huwa kya?

Malik : kya ?
Malik : Musharaf hi gya koi zameen nahi phat gai
Malik : Aur na hi koi aasman gira

Malik : Although it is pretty close to that BUT STILL

Malik : Yeh jo insecurity hai na aap logon ki
Malik : is ka siraf nuqsaan hi huwa hai Pakistan ko
Malik : Aur kuch nahin
Brig ISI : Like when?

Malik : Like people still think that they are incharge
Malik : And you know towards whom I am referring

Malik : ISI ko yeh baat samajhna parey gi kay Cold War is over
Malik : And the world has moved on
Malik : and all we got out of it was JACK ...

Mushtaq : Jack ?

Malik : Hmm...Mushtaq you need to do your Matric again

Nusrat : Yeh baat agar yeh samaj jaaen to maslaiy hal na ho jaaen

Malik : Yeh samajtey hi nahin hain
Malik : Lagey huwaiy hain is mulk ko aur apnay aap ko
Malik : Tabah karney pay
Malik : Rahi sahi kasr yeh politicians nikal dain gain
Malik : Maray ga kon ?
Malik : AAM log
Malik : including you and me

Malik : yeh saraiy cheemay, chathay, Chaudhries, Shareefs, Gillanis

Malik : yeh rahaiy gain yahan ?
Malik : Yeh jo in ki PHANTOMs hain
Malik : Un ko Chatain gain kya?

Mushtaq : PHANTOM ?

Malik : Haan PHANTOM.
Mustaq : Woh kya hai ?

M.S. : Bhai yeh aik aisi car hoti hai
M.S. : Jis ko lainaiy kay liyey
M.S. : aap ko crores kay karzaiy maaf karwanay partay hain

Malik : Aur PM bhee hona parta hai
Mushtaq : Na karain ?
Mushtaq : really ?

Malik : ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM
Malik : For the PM's SON

Malik : Khair choro yeh baatain
Malik : Shahid sahib kidhar gaye ?

Malik : Un ka bhi pata nahin chalta
Malik : Suna hai kay phir "GEO" Ja " GEO" Karnay walain hain?

Everyone's ears just STOOD up at the comment

Malik : ARY ah ah ah GEO ja ja ja


( Short Personal Break ) ( Dhan Tanaaaan tana nana )

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Cast

  • Malik Sain pronounced (Saaeein)
  • Hina Shah Baloach
  • Zarmina Bakht, Inshaal Maruv, Rozina Khan
  • Maria Khan pronounced (Murreeyaah)
  • Maryam Ghani
  • Zaynab Chaudhary
  • Qadir Badshah
  • Falak Sher
  • Laldin Khan Afridi
  • Others

Synopsis

Routine lifestyle of a spiritually inclined entrepreneur, Malik Sain, who owns an Islamabad based enterprise. He is an engineer from UET Lahore and a political science graduate from QAU Islamabad. After the demise of his parents in 1992 he started a small business of construction material supply and converted it into a huge enterprise. His spirituality took him to all kinds of places, in and out of Pakistan with unbreakable links to both political and people of power. His pure heart, intentions and character are source of inspiration and a friendship to die for. He is highly social and extremely well connected with wisdom and networking second to none.

Hina Shah Baloach is a highly spiritual person who has surrendered her worldly life to earn eternal partnership with Malik Sain. She was rescued by Malik in a small village "Got-achi" in Baluchistan after being dead for 4 days. After being saved and brought to Islamabad, she started a small bakery in the blue area with Malik's help and earned a reputation of being the creator of divine foods while reviving ancient Egyptian medical practices. She is the personal chef of Malik Sain and dwells in the same house with all her super natural phenomenon at Margalla road. Her high spiritual nature and connection to god makes her the chief advisor of the Malik.

Zarmina, Inshaal and Rozina survived a similar experience whose discovery and rescue was lead by Hina herself with the help of Malik and his contacts in the tribal areas of Pakistan. All 3 aged 7, 5, 4 are hafiz Quran with strange healing and spiritual powers and have vowed their loyalty to Malik Sain as well.

Maria Khan (pronounced Murreeyaah ) is an old class fellow of Malik from the QAU where she became close to him while studying Political Sciences. She left for further studies at the London School of Economics and on her return got married to Malik. Her character roots have the essence of the early times with the scent of idealism of the slave Murreeyah.

Maryam Ghani is an ex CSP officer who resigned from service and immediately joined Malik Enterprise on the owner's request. She is the Chief Operations Officer of the company with all her contacts and control and her devotion to Malik run miles. Her office is located in F6/3 sector where she manages a staff of 48 people.

Zaynab is the brain child of the entire enterprise who took the small company to the skies. Being a marketing person with flirt and liberal attitude, all her decisions were nothing but a success for the enterprise. She is the closest to Malik and anticipates his every move for a perfect execution. Her loyalty to Malik is what earned her the status of the CEO of the enterprise. She manages the entire company from her office situated within Malik's house at Margalla Road with a small staff of 4 people.

Qadir Badshah is an old handy man and a time tested friend of the Malik family and after Hina's mysterious appearance has been trained by her for her ginnie endeavors which he enjoys performing.

Falak Sher and Laldin Khan Afridi are two highly trained ex- SSG Commandos who became Malik's personal body guards and have fully devoted their life for him.

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