Scene 1 : Malik Sain's Farm House near SIMLI Dam Islamabad.

Guests :

: Shahid Masood, Nusrat Javed, Mushtaq Minhas,
: Naseem Zahra, Saima Mohsin, Asma Shirazi,
: Dr. Ajmal Niazi, Masood Sharif Khatak, Brig. ISI,

Un invited special appearance : Aasiya Riaz

Maroof ( server ) is serving various legal drinks along with some exclusive requests from some;
Masood Sharif (MS) and Malik Sain are playing snooker, while other guest are busy in gup shup with Zaynab, Hina and Maria, in the ET ROOM.

The party is blooming with Dr. Ajmal's thoughts and wittiness with Brig. ISI just enjoying the whole scene


M.S : Samajh nahi aata kay yeh sab theek kaisey hoga ?
Malik : Yeh tu yun lagta hai kay..
Malik : mushkilian jan bujh kay barha rahain hain
M.S : YUP
Malik : Is umeed par kay shaiyad khud hee asaan ho jaain gi
M.S : Bairha gharaq kar kay rakh diya hay inhun nay tu
M.S : Niklna tu duur ki baat, bach bhee jaain tu ghanimat ho gi

Malik : Bachna ?
M.S : Mushkil
M.S : buhat hi mushkil..
Malik : Aisa kyun bola ?
M.S : Niyat hi nahin nazar aati
Malik : Niyat ya koshish ?
M.S : Naeen sir Niyat hi nahi hai warna...
Malik : AIK minute.

Dr. Ajmal enters with his spring fresh smile as ever followed by Mushtaq who wants him back in the spot

Ajmal : Yaar IN logoon say bhee tu gup shup karni hay na:)
Malik : Sir hum udhar hi aa rahey hain
Malik : Main ney socha kay jisnay TUN WUN hona hai woh

Malik : Ho jaaiy phir main entry daloon :)

M.S : Tun Wun :)

Malik : Nusrat huwa hai kay nahin abhee tak?
Mushtaq : Na karain sir kyun badnamm kartain hain :)

Malik : Kaisa " HACKAL" hai tu "
Malik : abhee tak teray say " JACKAL" hi tun nahi huwa:)

Mushtaq : Janey dain sir
Malik : Janey kyun doon ..

Malik : Oye jab tak woh tun na ho Shughal hi nahi lagta
Malik : Aaj Ghazal, Disco sab karwana hai us say
Malik : Aur Saima say bhi bolo kay tayaar rahay:)
Malik : Yeh dono aaj kal barey "IN" hain

Malik : Aaj kal tu har mehfil ki yeh donon hi jan hotey hain

Mushtaq : Saima bhee?
Malik : Kyun
Mushtaq : Naeen karain ?

Malik : Embassy main to koi takleef nahi us ko
Malik : Yahan Kya hai ?

Saima walks right in with her dancing gait followed by Zaynab

Saima : I heard "ma" name
Saima : "wassup" buddies ?

Malik : Buddies :)
Malik : Waisay "Saims" tera apni umar ka bhee koi buddy hai ?

Malik : ya phir yeh Sharf sirf budoon aur goroon kay liyey hi hai :)

Saima : :) :( :)

Malik : Par hai tu pori sweet heart.

Malik : aur..
Malik : :) Isay kehnay ki zarurat nahi partee

Zaynab : Ahun .. Never
Malik : She is ever ready
Malik : which is admirable..She is the same in and out.

Malik : No doghla pan

Zaynab : like me :)
Malik : hmm.. na you are a bit more flirt :)

Zaynab : Sain sharat lag gyee hai?

M.S : kis ki?
Zaynab : Naseem, Asma and Saima
M.S : Kya ?
Zaynab : woh bata nahi saktay abhee
Zaynab : par faisla aaj ho jaaiy ga.

Malik : ...and why can't you tell ?
Zaynab : "Coz" it concerns you
Malik : me ?
Zaynab : you, Mushtaq Sahab and Shahid Masood

Saima pops in with a little annoyance

Saima : "Staap"...

Saima : you ruined it
Zaynab : :)..no i did not
Saima : yes you did...buh..

Saima : but I will win anways
Zaynab : ahaaaan ( sarcastically) we 'll see

Malik : ookaaaay
Malik : "wussup"?

Saima : :).....nothing
Zaynab : :).....nothing...

Both sort of ran back to the ET room laughing.

Malik : Yeh tu lagta hai dono hi tun ho gayeen hain ?

M.S : Malkon kay dairey main, haseenoon kay mailaiy main
M.S : Banda kya karey :)
Mushtaq : ( with his toat batoat smile )
Mushtaq : Kithey Jawaan te Manji kithey dhawaan :)

Laughter broke out and they all walked into the ET room to join the rest.


SCENE 2

Hina is supervising the food layout of her divinely exotic dishes
Mariam stopped by and dropped some papers for Malik Sain but left after a brief stay.


Nusrat : Sir Jee woh Rahat kahan hai ?
Naseem : Rahat who ?
Maria : He means Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
Malik : cancelled

Maria : Woh sir, Mariam ney cancel kar diya un ka aaj ana
Mushtaq : cancel kar diya?

Zaynab : Kal Lahore walay incident kay baad
Maria : Sain was very upset about it yesterday
Maria : and he even yelled at Shabaz
Mushtaq : Shabaz Sharif ?


Maria, Zaynab and Hina locked eyes with a kinky smile


Hina : Mushtaq Bhai Shabaz Sharif kay illawa bhee aik duniya hai ...

( Hina disappeared in the kitchen after making the comment leaving a confused and wondering Mushtaq Minhas )

Zaynab : Shabaz Taseer, ...Mushtaq sahab
Mushtaq : o acha, sorry
Zaynab : is main sorry ki kya baat hai :)

Naseem : But a....
Naseem : why did he yell at Salman Taseer's son
Naseem : and where did this happen ?
Zaynab : I don't know the details but he was in Lahore yesterday
Zaynab : For HSY's show and Aamna was there too who invited them for evening tea

Mushtaq : Aamna ?
Maria : Salman Taseer's wife
Mushtaq : oh ok..sorry

Zaynab : :)
Zaynab : and he declined "cuz" of the governor's statement on the massacre
Zaynab : although he did not say it that way but Shabaz thought so
Zaynab : so he tried to defend his dad
Zaynab : But...
Naseem : He did not buy it ?
Mushtaq : He kon ? ....acha Malik Sahab

Zaynab : Nope
Naseem : oh

Asma : Buy what ?

Maria : :)
Maria : His justification I guess..

Asma : oo
Zaynab : Asma tu apni angraizee ka kuch kar :)
Zaynab : Hillary Clinton kay agey tu "taaan". "taaan" kar rahi thee
Zaynab : Aur yahan par buy "whaaat" ?
Zaynab : :)

Asma : Acha madam :)
Asma : phir kya huwa ?

Zaynab : :)
Zaynab : Mariam nay itna hi bataiya hai

Zaynab : I don't know, did she or Sain tell you any thing more ?
Maria : Nope and I didn't "wana" ask ?
Maria : Mariam ka tu tumko pata hi hai
Naseem : Ya... She is absolutely a "no nonsense" person
Maria : Is liyey jitna bata dey us par hi shukr karo :)

Maria : But I know she said that he gave him a proper shut up call
Maria : Like, there was no point of those kind of statements
Maria : when so many innocent people got brutally killed

Zaynab : "Ya" that was not the time for playing politics

Naseem : True very true


TO BE CONTINUED in Episode 4

( Dhan tanaaaaaaan tana nana)