SCENE : 1

Living room at Margalla road with Maria playing with her new toy, the "ipad".
Hina walking in with a plate of chicken patissere and a delightful smouldering stick.

Malik : What is this " blah" ? ( Jokingly )

Hina : " Shauq-e-khoobi " (Smilingly)

Hina : from the mountains of Herat
Hina : Kaisay hain ?
Malik : Kya baat hai .... as always
Hina : I meant the chicken ? ( After stuffing it in his mouth )

Malik : That will take some time to decide :)
Malik : will let you know by tomorrow :) maybe morning..
Hina : Very funny :(

Maria : Chalo, atleast we have the Shauq-e-khoobi
Maria : especially with no more youtube or facebook

Malik : Did they ban the whole site ?
Maria : Yup
Malik : youtube also ?
Maria : Ahaan
Malik : Bunch of idiots...they just gave publicity to a stupid event which was being just ignored

Malik : should had been boycotted by the people
Malik : they just increased its awareness even for those who did not know

Malik : when will they ever learn to react right :(
Malik : the worst part is that they do it with the right intentions

RING, RING, RING

Hina : It is Dr. Israr, wants to come over ?
Malik : Israr who ?
Hina : Israr Shah PPP
Malik : Hmm ...Tell him at 7 sharp

Maria : Ready for some Rehman and Awan bashing :) ?
Hina : Naa, his intentions are noble but has become emotional lately
Maria : Just doesn't have the guts to speak
Maria : infront of Zardari, only on "Merey Mutabik"
Hina : How do you know ?
Maria : That's how it seems
Hina : I actually asked Shahid Masood

PUTTING THE PLATE DOWN ON THE TABLE

Hina : the same question and he agreed with your thought

Malik : You asked him what ?
Hina : That... is Israr afraid of Babar or Rehman ?
Malik : And ?
Hina : He said that he thought so too
Maria : What a shame
Malik : Naa .. not shame just saving his own ass


SCENE : 2

Guest Appearances
Dr. Israr Shah

Comes in for a visit to convince Malik Sain to start participating in active politics. Although being a jiyala, Malik has vehemently avoided politics despite his great respect within the party and also with the opposition members.

7 :14 PM and late as usual, Dr. Israr rolls in on his wheel chair


Malik : Salam Sir, Kya haal hai ?
Israr : Allah ka shukkar, aap kaisay ho ?
Malik : Chai ya Khana ? Kya chaley ga sir ?
Israr : Just a few moments with you
Israr : in which I can burden myself off
Malik : Aw sain aise batein kyun ?

Israr : Ab batoon key sewa aur reh kya gya hai ?
Israr : This country has gone to the dogs
Israr : No one seems to care any more
Israr : All that we strived for went right into the drain
Israr : And you ask key aisi batein kyun ?

Malik : Kya aap kay is tarhan khapney se un ko aqal ajaey gi ?
Israr : Ha ha he
Israr : par dil tu halka ho jata hai na
Malik : Aise halke dil se tu bhaari hi acha .... SIR

Israr : Aap kyun nahi aatey beech mein ?
Malik : Dr. Sahab ... I have had this conversation with you before
Malik : Lets not start it again
Malik : Wait for things to improve
Israr : Till there is nothing left to wait for ..

Israr : Didn't you hear what Iqbal Haider said today ?
Malik : Iqbal the EX- Haider ?
Israr : Han Gee on Mere Mutabiq
Malik : Kya Kehta hai ?
Israr : Shahid Masood thinks that they are planning to run away
Israr : And Iqbal sahib thinks that Zardari is done
Malik : :)

Malik : and where are they planning to run ?
Israr : overseas
Malik : he he he he
Malik : He has been saying this for what like a year now.. Right ?
Malik : Yeh dheetoon ka tola hai Dr. Sahab
Malik : Itni asaani sey jaan kahaan choraiy ga !


Hina with ear on her cell and Maria walking in with pastries and cookies

Maria : Gham na khain pastry khain gee
Maria : Hina nay aik nye receipe try ki hai
Maria : divine as ever in taste and style
Israr : hmm .. zabardast

Hina : Salam Dr. Sahib
Hina : Shahid wants to confirm you for tomorrow ?

Malik : What are you his secretary now ?
Hina : :)
Israr : Malik Sain meri in sey tu jaan chorah dain
Malik : Jis ki cookie khaa rahain hain us sey bolain
Malik : It seems he is more friends with her than me...
Israr : :)
Israr : She is a real sweety ..
Malik : that too of the highest kind

Israr : Aap dono in ko samjhatein kyun nahin ?
Maria : What ... to jump into the fire ?
Maria : He will not do it anyways
Maria : He will only get in if he sees any hope
Maria : which he doesn't at the moment

Malik : wadi siasat daan tey wekho :)
Malik : utoon angraizee whee boldi hai :)

Hina : :D
Malik : Tell him that he is NOT available.

Malik : Isha Parhni hai ?
Israr : Chalain

Malik Sain shouting " Namaz key baad khana lagwa do "


SCENE : 3

Dining Table is set with all sort of mysterious dishes prepared by Hina and aided only in styling to some extent by Maria.
The phone rings again for Hina with Shahid Masood trying for Israr Shah's confirmation. On Malik's command Hina puts the call on speaker

Malik : Dr. Sahib suna hay kay aaj kal aap akailey hee cafe main gham ghalat kartey rehtay hain :))

Shahid : Salam Alaikum Malik sahab
Malik : Walaikum salam
Shahid : Sir kya karain choatey log hain aur baroon mein phas gaey hain :)

Malik : Gar aap choatey to hum to bosey zamin tehrey :)
Shahid : Nahin sir yeh tu aap ki zarra nawazi hai warna hum kis kabil

Shahid : Sir yeh Israr sahib sey confirmation ley dain
Malik : Yeh kuctch din kabl aaey tu thay na
Shahid : Sir samjha karain na
Malik : :)
Malik : Samajh kay hi tu keh raha hun
Malik : Dr. Sahib bulah tu aap latey hain..a a a
Malik : par bolney daitey nahin hain

Malik : Israr bhee chup kar key baith jata hai aur..
Malik : Faisal ko aap kisi aur taraf hi lay jatain hain

Shahid : Faisal kon Abdi?
Malik : Aur cheekhta kon hai aap kay show mein ?

Malik : Faisal ki tabeeyat ka tu aap ko pata bhi hai
Malik : Kyun us ko uksaa kar us ka blood pressure high kar daitey hain

Shahid : Mein thori kuch karta hun sir, woh khud hi larh partey hain, aap hi batain key mein kya karun ?


Malik : wahan woh bhee hai azaab mein aur yahan yeh bhee bathain hain ghamgeen :)

Malik : Khair chorain in sab ko ... kabhee humain bhee shakal dekha diya karain

Malik : Aap ki sui bhe Hina par aisi phasee hai key agey janey ka naam hi nahi laiti

Shahid : aray nahin sir
Shahid : kya baat kar rahey hain
Shahid : aap jab balain hum hazir
Malik : right like eid ka woh wala chand..
Malik : jo kabhee time pey humarey ruwat e hillal walon ko nazar nahin aata:)

Shahid : :D

Shahid : Lakin sir woh Israr sahib sey confirm...

Malik : O nahin bhai is ki jaan bakhash do aur chief shief ko pakro..

Malik : waisey bhee aaj kal tu barhi duniya wailee phir rahi hai :)

Malik : aur TV kay tu sab hee shauqeen hotey hain

Shahid : Sir janey dain

Malik : :) NO

Malik : anyways chakar lagao kabhee gup shup rahey gi

Shahid : Ji zaroor

Malik : Hina ko doon ?

Shahid : Nahin chorain sir, aap nay chutti hi kara di sarey muamalay ki :)

Malik : chalo OK phir.... Allah Hafiz


After killing the call


Malik : Itni see baat thee Shahji .. Mushkil kya hai is mein ?
Malik : Naa karney mein aap ki itni jaan kyun jati ?

Israr : Itnii himat hoti tu is haal mein hota ? :)

Malik : Koi nahin Allah maalik hai......
Israr : Sir jee aik baar please... sirf aik baar ?
Israr : sucho tu

Malik : Khana kaisa laga....

Yet another effort of Dr. Israr Shah came to an end and he left in vain.