SCENE : 1

After disposing off official matters Malik Sain and Maryam are having some chat regarding the function at the farm house


Maryam : Sir kal kaisa raha farm pay ?

Malik : :)
Malik : Aasiya showed up

Maryam : I know she called me looking for Zaynab
Maryam : and you know how she always wants inside news updates
Maryam : so I told her to go there and get it

Malik : :) I know she was there
Maryam : Aisi karaari mehfil kahan chorti hai woh

Malik : :)
Malik : true

Maryam : aap ki Shahid Masood say ho gyee baat ?

Malik : Naa, woh wahan pay us nay bataya kay ...
Malik : He is planning to join ARY

Malik : Tu main nay socha key lets see what he does there first
Malik : So I did not ask him anything

Maryam : Acha kiya, infact buhat acha kiya
Maryam : It was not the right moment
Malik : ya that is what I thought too

Malik : Talat aagya hai wapas ?

Maryam : yes he is back

Malik : in ONE piece ?
Maryam : :) gee sir...
Malik : good

Malik : Acha huwa kay he was there
Malik : warna hamari tu siraf baatain hi hotein hain
Malik : Falastine pay

Maryam : Aur mazey ki baat tu yeh hai key jab un logon nay in koh deportation papers diyey

Maryam : tu un ko kaha inno nay kay hum ney samney wali window par dey diyey hain

Malik : Aur ?

Maryam : And he showed it unsigned on TV :)

Malik : :)
Malik : Barhi CHEEZ hai yeh... Kya baat hai

Malik : Tu kya woh loag dhoondtay rahey?

Maryam : yup

Malik : :):)
Malik : Talat kya baat hai teri....:)

Malik : Waisay aab shaid kuch hal chal ho

Malik : Israel ka wasta aab Turkey say direct parha hai
Malik : Yeh nikamey Arab tu kisi kaabil nahin hain

Malik : Aqal in ko aab bhee nahin aaney wali
Malik : Laikin game interesting ho gyee hai

Maryam : kya kuch honey ki umeed bani hai ?

Malik : Hona kya hai ? Expose tu huway na

Malik : woh jo hawa banaya huwa hai un ka

Malik : woh tu tuta na

Maryam : True

Malik : Woh tu Allah nay izzat rakhni thee

Malik : is liyey Talat ko charha diya us ship par

Malik : warna na hota tu Turkey ka akaila hi effort mana jata

Malik : aur baat tu waisay "RIGHT" aur "WRONGS" ki hai

Malik : Kuch seedhay tu huway hongay

Malik : Kum az kum yeh tu bataaya na hamarey logoon ko
Malik : kay message through karnay ka yeh bhee aik rasta hai

Malik : Hamaray MAULVI ki tarhaan
Malik : apnay logoon ko marey ya marwaai beghair

Malik : good example

Maryam : Very good example


Malik picks up his phone

Malik : yeh meri AAJ TV par Talat say baat karwain please...

Malik : pata kar laina pehlay kay woh busy na hon

Operator : right sir



SCENE 2



Malik on phone with Talat after the traditional salam dua

Talat : Sir I want to thank you for your efforts
Malik : about what ?

Talat : I know because I was told by the ambassador's staff that you had personally talked to Moore and Steph..
Malik : Don't worry about it and don't mention it

Malik : although I was pretty confident about your return but...
Malik : was worried that it might happen in " CUT PIECES"
Malik : but it is good to see you in one

Talat :)
Talat : you have a strange sense of humor sir
Malik : Na , tu bhai hai apna
Malik : Teray liyay nahin tu phir aur kis kay liyay.....haan

Malik : Waisay Riffat say baat ho gyee thee meri and I told him that someone has assured me your safe return
Talat : I know sir he told me
Talat : Thank you again

Malik : Waisay main nay tu bola tha kay agar ho sakay tu kisi tarhan
Malik: Aap ko kuch din Israel main rehnay ko mil jain
Malik : Tu kuch inside khabaran ajatein

Talat : I did try though
Malik : You did ?
Talat : yes, "coz" she told me that you had asked that too
Talat : Laikin they didn't allow it

Malik : Yeh "SHE" aur " THEY" kon hain ?
Talat : :)
Talat : janey dain sir chorain
Malik : :)
Malik : Oye tu kahin badal tu nahin gya ?
Malik : :)
Malik : wohi Talat hai na ?
Talat : :)
Talat : Aap ki dua say

Malik : Waisay treatment kaisa tha?
Malik : In general?
Malik : you know what I mean ?

Talat : I think they did not have a choice but their treatment i would term it as sort of cold
Talat : a little panicky but ...
Talat : very measured and prompt afterwards
Talat : aik aik cheez pre-planned ho jaisay
Talat : in its own kind of way impressive

Talat : i mean humara ghussa apni jaga par but..
Talat : They knew what to do
Talat : and they did it without caring for anything

Malik : Woh tu hona hee tha
Malik : Bola bhee tu tha na unhon nay
Talat : sir phir bhee

Malik : Han laikin phasay buray hain ab
Talat : absolutely
Talat : Myth tu tuuti na

Malik : Right

Malik : Baqi dono jo saath thay woh bhi theek hain na
Talat : Jee theek hain
Malik : Good

Malik : OK Mr Hero ab teray say mulakat kab ho gi?
Talat : Main do teen din zara busy hoon
Talat : phir program banatay hain

Talat : Aap suna hai functions humaray baghair hi kar rahain hain?
Malik : :)
Malik : "FUNCTIONS" nahin aik hi function tha woh bhee kisi ki request pey

Talat : Kis ki request pay ?
Malik : :)
Malik : Choro janay do
Talat : Phir bhee
Malik : Kaha na choro baad main bataun ga

Talat : phir to lagta hai kay sitting jaldi karni parhey gi ?

Malik : Waisay Talat your sense to smell news from a pond is admirable:)
Talat : Tu phir parsoon theek hai
Malik : Kahan ?

Talat : Islamabad Club?
Malik : Koi aah raha hai kya?
Talat : yehi samajh lain :)
Malik : Important ?
Talat : Ahaan

Malik : OK .... Kitney bajay?
Talat : 6:30 PM

Malik : Aur aamad kis time par hai ?
Talat : Itna hi maloom parha hai aab tak

Talat : Aap pata karwain na?
Malik : let me see what I can do

Malik : I ll See you then
Talat : sure

Talat : aur Malik Sahab
Malik : ji
Talat : Thank you again very very much
Malik : Kaha na " FIQR NA KAR, ZIKR NA KAR"
Malik : Yeh logoon ki duaain hain teray saath
Talat : :)
Malik : Ok Rab Rakha
Talat : Allah Hafiz


( Dhan Tanaaaaaan tanana nana )
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Malik : Rohail Bhai ...
Rohail : :)
Rohail : Haanji ?

Malik : Kya GHAZAB ki "F I N D" hai ?
Malik : Meesha absolutely fantastic
Malik : Balkay BOMBASTIC