A Private Political Reality Blog Play
Episode: 4 ( Party Party Party )
SCENE : 1
Dinner has been served with Hina busy in supervising the event and the rest ecstatic with the kind and style of food served.
Pleasant but uninvited arrival of Aasiya Riaz (urf smiley)
Nusrat : Acha Hina Ji yeh hai kya balah :)
Hina : Aap ko kya yeh balah lag rahi hai ?
Nusrat : Nahin main tu waise hi mazaq kar raha tha.
Hina : :)
Hina : Main nay socha shaid kay aap ...
Hina : you know what I mean :) tun wun .. nahin :)
Nusrat : Hina Ji aap bhee...you too Brutus ?
Hina : :)
Hina : Aap jo bhee karain mere to aap one of the favorites hain
Malik : One of the ?
Malik : out of how many ?
Hina : Hmmmmm
Aasiya enters with her EVER SMILEY face
Malik : Aaeiyay Janab e Aali ..
Aasiya : Salamalaikum ji
Malik : woh aey ghar pey hamaray ...
Aasiya : mujhey Mariam nay abhee bataya kay Zaynab is here
Aasiya : and I was passing by so I thought
Malik : Passing By !
Malik : Simly?
Malik : well it is quite a "pass by" :)
Malik : just kidding :)
Malik : "Aasi" .... thought, ya kay, leave me the hell alone ?
Malik : :)
Aasiya : :)
Aasiya : I hope I am not bothering ?
Malik : Bothering does not even come close to you sweety
Malik : not at all
Malik : Acha pehlay yeh batao kay ?
Malik : Akailay hi ya kay Bilal "TERA" Mehboob "SUFI" bhee aaya hai?
Aasiya : :)
Aasiay : Very funny :)
Aasiya : Did you not just say " Leave" , "Hell" AND "Alone"
Malik : really ?
Malik : Aww
Aasiya : Aap to har cheez ka scandal hi bana laytain hain
Malik : Ohoo ab hum scandal ya phir.......
Zaynab : Aasi :):):)
Zaynab : tu kidhar phir rahi hai ?
Malik : woh bhee without "MEHBOOB" AND "SUFI
Zaynab : Are you going to let it go now ?
Zaynab : Sain..... Ji
Malik : Jitni yeh smiley bholuu hai na
Malik : Itna hi is ko tang karney main maza aata hai
Malik : Isey tang bhee na karain tu aur kya karain ?
Malik : anyways chal pehley khana kha
Malik : Phir teri bhee class laytain hain
Aasiya : Meri ?
Aasiya : Main nay kya kiya ?
Malik : Ka jol tu "Moeed" Suit wala " Zada" kay saath kya batar batar kar rahi thee? :(
Aasiya : oo...oooooo
Aasiya : kyun Fauzia nay kuch kaha?
Malik : Fauzia nay kya kehna hai ?
Malik : Tu nay kyun usay kuch nahi kaha ?
Malik : Wadi MISS Nice ban gayee.
Aasiya : :)
Zaynab : Dunno why but these days he cannot stand Fauzia
SCENE 2
Brig ISI : Koi aisa individual hai jo sahib-e - aukat ho aur aap ko na janta ho ?
Malik : Sir aap batain ?
Malik : Nazarain tu aap log raktain hain sab pay ?
Malik : Infact yehi tu aik kaam aap log kartey hain :)
Brig ISI : Sir hum ko tu badnaam buhat kar diya hai ?
Malik : Kis Nay ?
Brig ISI : Media nay.
Malik : :)
Malik : Zoor tu buhat lagaya tha aap logon nay
Malik : kay na khulain yeh saraiy channels
Malik : par Musharaf nahin maana
Brig ISI : aur dekha na phir huwa kya?
Malik : kya ?
Malik : Musharaf hi gya koi zameen nahi phat gai
Malik : Aur na hi koi aasman gira
Malik : Although it is pretty close to that BUT STILL
Malik : Yeh jo insecurity hai na aap logon ki
Malik : is ka siraf nuqsaan hi huwa hai Pakistan ko
Malik : Aur kuch nahin
Brig ISI : Like when?
Malik : Like people still think that they are incharge
Malik : And you know towards whom I am referring
Malik : ISI ko yeh baat samajhna parey gi kay Cold War is over
Malik : And the world has moved on
Malik : and all we got out of it was JACK ...
Mushtaq : Jack ?
Malik : Hmm...Mushtaq you need to do your Matric again
Nusrat : Yeh baat agar yeh samaj jaaen to maslaiy hal na ho jaaen
Malik : Yeh samajtey hi nahin hain
Malik : Lagey huwaiy hain is mulk ko aur apnay aap ko
Malik : Tabah karney pay
Malik : Rahi sahi kasr yeh politicians nikal dain gain
Malik : Maray ga kon ?
Malik : AAM log
Malik : including you and me
Malik : yeh saraiy cheemay, chathay, Chaudhries, Shareefs, Gillanis
Malik : yeh rahaiy gain yahan ?
Malik : Yeh jo in ki PHANTOMs hain
Malik : Un ko Chatain gain kya?
Mushtaq : PHANTOM ?
Malik : Haan PHANTOM.
Mustaq : Woh kya hai ?
M.S. : Bhai yeh aik aisi car hoti hai
M.S. : Jis ko lainaiy kay liyey
M.S. : aap ko crores kay karzaiy maaf karwanay partay hain
Malik : Aur PM bhee hona parta hai
Mushtaq : Na karain ?
Mushtaq : really ?
Malik : ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM
Malik : For the PM's SON
Malik : Khair choro yeh baatain
Malik : Shahid sahib kidhar gaye ?
Malik : Un ka bhi pata nahin chalta
Malik : Suna hai kay phir "GEO" Ja " GEO" Karnay walain hain?
Everyone's ears just STOOD up at the comment
Malik : ARY ah ah ah GEO ja ja ja
( Short Personal Break ) ( Dhan Tanaaaan tana nana )
Real Cheetah

Cast
- Malik Sain pronounced (Saaeein)
- Hina Shah Baloach
- Zarmina Bakht, Inshaal Maruv, Rozina Khan
- Maria Khan pronounced (Murreeyaah)
- Maryam Ghani
- Zaynab Chaudhary
- Qadir Badshah
- Falak Sher
- Laldin Khan Afridi
- Others
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