Scene : 1
Maria reading the Dawn Blog and Hina watching "Sasural Genda Phool"
Malik entering after disposing off some business matters with Zaynab and Mariam.

Malik : Chai ka koi scene hai ?

Hina asking for a minute by raising her hand without disturbing her TV glued eyes


( Courtesy You Tube )






Malik : You and your tele plays
Hina : O hoo... you ruined it !
Malik : Ruined what ?
Hina : the moment

Malik : Are you serious ?
Maria : :) ( knowing that she is going to get it now from Malik )
Hina : Yes yes yes... ( leaves to get tea )

Malik : These indian plays have really gotten into you guys, haven't they ?
Maria : This one is not bad in fact it is pretty good

Malik : This one :( .... they are all the same
Malik : Pathetic way to kill time

Maria : Hunn ?

Malik : A guy gets into his car and drives all the way to a girl's house to propose
Malik : And 6 ( six ) months later he is still in his damn car
Malik : Tell me how is that good by any standards ?

Malik : The proposal,
Malik : by the way it is going,
Malik : is not gonna happen any time soon
Malik : So my tea demand stands justified. :)

Maria : Why are you not a professor ? ( even your requests are very demanding )

Hina : Thank god otherwise he will ban everything out there which has any color to it

(Hina hands her mysterious blend tea cup to Malik )

Hina : Here you go ... now please let me watch for the next ten minutes in peace


( Courtesy You Tube )






Malik : As if anything is gonna happen :)
Malik : if it was the real world, he'd be dead by now from driving alone

Maria : I love his style
Malik : Excuse me /:).

Maria : :) Nadeem F Paracha
Malik : Who is he after today ?
Maria : "Peo TV’s macho anchor, Hamid I-Like-To-Be-Taped Mir" ( reading from the dawn blog )

All three laughing

Malik : He and Sana Saleem both
Hina : Both what ? ( after giving up on TV )

Malik : After ZAID HAMID now they are after Hamid the big MIR
Maria : Taubah hai
Hina : What did I miss ?
Maria : Inhun ney Zaid aur Maria ki failure ka bara gham khaiya hai

Hina : Maria ?
Hina : oo Maria the other Bee :)

Maria : yup

Maria : Us key kapray jo pasand they in ko
Hina : Chalo kapray hi they na, koi baat nahin :)

Hina : But where does Sana Saleem fit in ?
Malik : Yeh dono hi buhat khush they Zaid Hamid ki FLOP Lahore resolution pey

Malik : Not that I agreed with him or anything but IK bandey ney IQBAL ki baat ki

Malik : and BINGO all hell broke loose
Malik : What is wrong with this nation.

Malik : Nadeem seems to be have become against everyone who tries to put some godly sense in this nation

Maria : Not everyone
Malik : Not ? ?

Malik : Name one who is not a liberal that he likes ?
Malik : According to him " Imran Khan is a sorry excuse for a politician"
Malik : which i seriously believe to be coming true ..real fast :)
Malik : but ... come on now

Malik : Zaid Hamid I can understand is too war mongering
Malik : I fail to comprehend his intellectual idealism

Malik : And Sana Saleem I think the " top blogger thing" got into her too much
Malik : But they are both still good
Malik : As long as they both stay away from Maria the Bee:)

Maria : Aaey Haaey, as long as ! Sahih sahih :)
Malik : :)

Maria : As much as he criticizes them, he still loves their columns and posts

Hina : Hey Maria any news of Faryal Gohar
Hina : I heard that she is in Northern areas , right ?

Malik : Why ?
Malik : Did Lahore run out of all the " KHOTAS" (Donkeys)
Malik : Or the Khotas and her both could not bear the heat any more :)

Hina : tawbah hai, aap tu baat karna juram bana daitey hain ?
Maria : Lagta hai Maulvi's key saath zyada time guzar rahaiy hain..

Hina : O O
Hina : You just touched his sensitive nerve...

Maria : I don't care as long as sach ko sach mano

Malik : You know she may be right
Malik : Hamarey Mullah bhee aik beemari ban gaey hain
Malik : Jo pass jaaiy usay bekaar kar daitey hain duniya sey

Malik : CHIMARH hee jatain hain
Malik : In ka bas chaley ....

Hina : Acha aab shuruu hi na ho jana please
Hina : Coz then you really bash them bad and all are not the same.

Maria : Ahaa
Maria : Boli boli
Maria : Mullun ki dhulli :)
Malik : Haan in key khilaf nahin sunti yeh

Hina : Dostian aap ki un sey hain aur lehaz main ?

Malik : Akhir yeh bhee Allah ki hi makhluq hain kuch pagal bhee hoon to kya.

Maria : In kay bhee tu jazbat hotain hain
Hina : In kay kin kay ?
Hina : maulviyun kay ?

Malik : Haan
Malik : aur baqiyoon kay jaain bhaar mein ?
Hina : baqiyoon kay kya jazbat ?


Hina : Allah meri mafi ...
Hina : Faryal sey kahan chali gyee baat?
Maria : Yes she is at her moms welfare center
Hina : Tell her I have something for her,
Hina : whenever she gets any time she can pick it up
Maria : Ok boss i'll let her know :)


SCENE : 2
Malik Sain hanging his cell phone up after talking to someone he calls SHAH JI..

Malik : Yeh ....kya naam hai uska .. hmmm
Malik : Can you call up Shahid Masood and ask him if he could come over for dinner tomorrow ?

Hina : O No ... yeh bhee gyaa kaam say ab.
Hina : Woh pehley hi buhat paraishan hai
Maria : Kyun ?

Hina : Un ki datain theek nahin lag rahein :)
Maria : Aww

Malik : Lagta hai sar kay baloon kay saath us ki aqal bhee ghaib hoti ja rahi hai .

Hina : That is so mean :(
Malik : And what he does, on his show is what ... fun ?

Hina : Par huwa kya hai achanak ?
Malik : Shah ji ka hukam aya hai
Hina : Shaji ?
Maria : PM?
Malik : ahun ( nodding )

Malik : kehtey hain kay is say bolo kay kam az kam yeh datain daina to band karey
Malik : waisay thori mitti paleed karta hai un ki ?

Maria : As if he is going to listen to you
Malik : Mera kaam paighaam daina hai
Malik : Us kay baad us ki marzee
Hina : Naa ... he is playing it smart

Maria : He who ?
Hina : oho PM

Hina : He knows that he will only stop if Malik Sain asks him so

Maria : Are you gonna ?

Malik : Nope ( smilingly )
Maria : But then what about this Shaji thing?

Malik : May be he wants the same as well.....:)

Malik : Problem yeh hai kay us kay dekha daikhee baqi bhee kafy log shuruu ho jatey hain

Hina : Haan I saw Asma and Nusrat did the same as well

Maria : Asma TERI Shirazi ?
Hina : :) hann

Malik : In ko kon samjhaiy kay aisi batain karney kee nahin analyze karne ki hoti hain

Malik : par ratings kay chakkar main they go over board

Malik : anyways lets see Shahid kya kehta hai ?

Malik : Balkey us ko kal farm house pey bala lo

Malik : Details lay laitain hain

Malik : Nadeem baghair baal kay bhaluu ko bhee puuch lo

Hina : Ok.. will do that

Hina gets up to invite Shahid Masood and another night comes to an end